Thursday, April 7, 2011

10 Things People Need To Improve On

10 Things People Need To Improve on:

10. Hygiene- Dude I DON'T want your odor wafting through my airspace..KAY?

9. Paranoia- (slightly guilty of this myself) You are the last bus to leave. Stop thinking you're going to miss it.

8. Exaggeration- So a guy broke up with you, you will LIVE! "But but hes dating.." SHUT UP! Nothing sickens me more than people getting all depressed over a relationship.

7. Common Sense- Yes, there is a difference between the Chinese and the Japanese.

6. Music- I understand we have free expression, but face it, Souldja Boy doesn't even fall into a genre.

5. Ignorance- Nobody cares if Bob isn't a Christian but you, face the fact that not everybody wants to be part of your religion and don't constantly be handing them bible tracts them if they choose not to.

4. Political Ideas- If some of the people I know became president I'm pretty sure I'd probably end up tied to a chair at the bottom of the ocean.

3. Hobbies- THATS HIDEOUS!....just...just STOP IT!

2. Arrogance- You aren't perfect my dear, now get your nose out of the clouds before my plane hits it.

1. Defiance- The cat is dead. "NO ITS NOT!" Something killed the cat. "NO ITS STILL ALIVE!" ...heh heh heh...no.

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